Mostly Brendon Urie

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

stumphandwentz:

shawty got them apple bottom jeans

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boots with the fur

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the whole club was looking at her

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she hit the floor

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next thing you know shawty got low

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royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

That’s okay with me.

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

totallynotryanross:

what would you do if he looked at you like this just saying